That awkward moment when you lose the remote or your cell phone in the couch

yourhaloisslipping:

And you’re sitting there looking for it like

I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.

theblackship:

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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Boys are stronger than girls?

theblackship:

PUH-LEASEE.

• Can you bleed for a week and survive?
• Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
• Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
• Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
• Can you carry 10 8 pound shopping bags?
• Can you go a week only eating salad?
• Can you face heartbreak?
• Can you watch the love of your life be with someone else?
• Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?

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Teacher: “I’m calling your parents”

theblackship:

Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”

Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”

High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”

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